A conversation on the way to Target
Front Seat: ...and we need to buy Tessie diapers. Anything else we need to get?
Back Seat: Yes, I need more Lightning McQueen diapers!
FS: You know, you're getting to be a big kid now...
BS: Yes, I'm a big kid. Tessie's a baby.
FS: And you know, big kids wear big kid underpants. All the big kids you know, they wear big kid underpants, and they put their pee and poop in the potty. If you're going to be a big kid, you need to wear big kid underpants too.
BS: I need to wear diapers.
FS: Babies and little kids wear diapers. Big kids wear big kid underpants.
BS: Then I need to wear big kid diapers.
If you can succesfully argue your way out of potty training, I think that alone says that you are READY TO BE POTTY TRAINED. If only I had thought of this comeback in the car.
Back Seat: Yes, I need more Lightning McQueen diapers!
FS: You know, you're getting to be a big kid now...
BS: Yes, I'm a big kid. Tessie's a baby.
FS: And you know, big kids wear big kid underpants. All the big kids you know, they wear big kid underpants, and they put their pee and poop in the potty. If you're going to be a big kid, you need to wear big kid underpants too.
BS: I need to wear diapers.
FS: Babies and little kids wear diapers. Big kids wear big kid underpants.
BS: Then I need to wear big kid diapers.
If you can succesfully argue your way out of potty training, I think that alone says that you are READY TO BE POTTY TRAINED. If only I had thought of this comeback in the car.
Ugh, potty training. What could be worse?
That's one smart cookie you've got there.
I feel your pain.
Potty "learning" really SUCKS.
I am going to be really helpful and just say that this cracked me up.