Please stop talking.
''Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,'' says Brad Pitt, in a new interview.
That is such an admirable stance. To be so committed to the cause of equality and gay marriage, that they refuse to get married themselves until all couples can join them. They are an example for us all.
Of course, they do have at least three failed marriages between them already. But I'm sure Brad's heart was secretly breaking when he pledged to stay with Jennifer Aniston until death (or a very hot single mother) parted them, knowing that someone else was denied the rights to a Frank Sinatra tribute band and fireworks over Malibu on his or her wedding day. I'm sure Angelina has wept for the injustice of it all. Shouldn't everyone -- be they straight or gay -- have the right to marry someone else's boyfriend and wear his blood as an accessory?
Seriously, could two people be any more pretentious and annoying. Like this is what is going to change the minds of right-wing conservatives. "Oh well, if this is what it takes to get Brad and Angie down the aisle, I guess we'll have to suck it up." The save-the-world-one-orphan-at-a-time schtick was a smart PR move last year, but now it is time to give it a rest. Thank you.
That is such an admirable stance. To be so committed to the cause of equality and gay marriage, that they refuse to get married themselves until all couples can join them. They are an example for us all.
Of course, they do have at least three failed marriages between them already. But I'm sure Brad's heart was secretly breaking when he pledged to stay with Jennifer Aniston until death (or a very hot single mother) parted them, knowing that someone else was denied the rights to a Frank Sinatra tribute band and fireworks over Malibu on his or her wedding day. I'm sure Angelina has wept for the injustice of it all. Shouldn't everyone -- be they straight or gay -- have the right to marry someone else's boyfriend and wear his blood as an accessory?
Seriously, could two people be any more pretentious and annoying. Like this is what is going to change the minds of right-wing conservatives. "Oh well, if this is what it takes to get Brad and Angie down the aisle, I guess we'll have to suck it up." The save-the-world-one-orphan-at-a-time schtick was a smart PR move last year, but now it is time to give it a rest. Thank you.
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