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long days

Since then it's been a book you read in reverse So you understand less as the pages turn Or a movie so crass And awkardly cast That even I could be the star.

 

It's come to this.

I have to go to the bathroom so bad, but I can't because I am too afraid to walk by the bedrooms of my sleeping children, because my slippered footsteps on the hallway carpet might be enough to wake them up.

So instead, I just sit here squirming.

I have more to say and more about my life to update, but somehow the fact that I am about to burst and unable to leave my living room just says it all to me.

Oh no, wait, this says it all: today in an attempt to make Lucy pee on the potty, I sat on her to keep her from running out of the bathroom again. I am losing my mind, and getting a lot of pee on myself in the process.

 

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Anonymous Anonymous Says:

well. I have been n the exact situaton. I dont flush at night, so as to not wake the chirrens.
Happy Halloween.

 

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