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long days

Since then it's been a book you read in reverse So you understand less as the pages turn Or a movie so crass And awkardly cast That even I could be the star.

 

pick your battles

Lucy had a meltdown this morning because I wouldn't let her put her boogers in my nose. "I just want to put them in your nose," she sobbed. "To keep them safe."

The behaviorist lady told me to pick my battles. I felt this was a battle worth fighting. However, I still lost.

 

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Blogger Poppy Says: 1:21 PM  

I love this post so very much. I'm rendered inarticulate by how hilarious it is.

 
 
Blogger Unemployed Nurse Jack Says: 9:06 PM  

That is one you MUST repeat back to her when she's a pre-teen. Priceless gem, that is. Hee, hee!

 

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