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long days

Since then it's been a book you read in reverse So you understand less as the pages turn Or a movie so crass And awkardly cast That even I could be the star.

 

the case for parental control software

L, looking over my shoulder while I make my way through my daily reading: "Mommy, can I have that?" she says, pointing to the 'Fuck Rehab shirt' currently featured on PerezHilton.com.

Me: "No."

L: "Please?"

Me, trying to quickly scroll to down the page: "No, you may not."

L, still looking over my shoulder: "Mommy, who is that lady?"

Me: "Um, her name is Posh Spice."

(insert snort from husband, listening to the exchange from across the room.)

L: "Posh Spice? Is she a princess?"

Me: "Um. Kind of."

 

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Blogger Mrs. Blue Says: 8:53 AM  

Perfection.

 

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